ABC/Disney: Create a new word a la "santorum"

Remember the days when googling "santorum" brought up the Jr. senator from Pennsylvania's home page?  For anyone who hasn't in the past couple years, try it now.

Several years ago, readers of Dan Savage of The Stranger and Savage Love fame sent him possible definitions for the word "santorum."  Dan picked the best one, and the rest was history.

It'd be cool if, as a comunity, we did this for ABC/Disney.

More on the flip.

Consider this thread an open forum to suggest possible words and their definitions for the propaganda piece that's to air on Sun and Mon.

It's an empty canvass --- let's go for it!!!